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Hooba stankie 

One who enjoys partaking in foot related activities. These activities more often than not include using stinky feet to cum, ejaculate, get off, splooge, jizz, bust, explode, skeet, seed, blow or if you feel so inclined gnarg or qwert.
Hooba stankie noun
When I left my apartment building, I gave the hooba stankie a disgusting glare for keeping me up all night.
Hooba stankie by Darku911 September 30, 2021
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Hoobastankin 

one of the most epic of all adjectives. synonym for: extremely amazing, fantastic, coolest thing ever, best, intense, greatest, crazy, the most fun you've ever had your entire life, magical. magical outrageous
yo! dude how was that ride on the rollercoaster?" "it was Hoobastankin Bro!

hoobastanked 

hoodwinked; bamboozled; fooled or criss-crossed
Murphy was hoobastanked when Joey took his phone.
hoobastanked by hoobastanked January 25, 2009

Hoobastanked

When a person says during conversation (in-person, voice chat, etc) the word as a question, "who?" And you check them mid speech with the "bastank!" and let them proceed as if nothing happened.

They've been hoobastanked!
Oh damn, Mr. Reynolds learned proper mood management, "who??", "Mr. Re---", "bastank!" Hahah, you got Hoobastanked.
Hoobastanked by Dudleya July 14, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026