Honutes
An amount of time, usually indecipherable, that you give to a friend so that they don't know how long it's actually taking you to do something.
Honutes by Sheriff Derp June 25, 2015
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hontest
Hontest comes from the greek word....
It has no origins ok? Its a typo/mistake made by someone who has no knowledge of the english language or someone who doesnt have the basic motor movements to successfully type it.
It has no origins ok? Its a typo/mistake made by someone who has no knowledge of the english language or someone who doesnt have the basic motor movements to successfully type it.
hontest by WORDSMITHGREGORY June 20, 2017
Dunkin honuts
They call that b**** Dunkin honuts, cuz she's so loose you have to stick a ham in it and pull the bone out just to shim it up a bit.
Dunkin honuts by I'm more articulate than you January 15, 2024
Dunkin' honuts
There go dunkin' honuts, bitch so loose you got to stick a ham in it and pull the bone out, just to shim it up a bit.
Dunkin' honuts by I'm more articulate than you January 15, 2024
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026