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Honkey Monkey

Honkey Monkey: Someone who has a mix raced being either mother or father one must be Caucasian while the other's African American.
Luke: So are you mixed?
Nick: Yeah my mom's black and my dad's white

Chris: Oh so you're a Honkey Monkey?
Nick: Yeah that's exactly it
Honkey Monkey by Tobias Cornett December 4, 2018
Words you can keep

honey-monkey 

a person you love to bits
you are such a honey-monkey. i love you to bits.
honey-monkey by eaaaaa February 19, 2011

Honey Monkey 

A cute loving term used by a True cowboy to describe his girl. A honey monkey is the only woman able to hold a cowboys heart for the rest of his life.
Stephanie is my Honey Monkey. She promised to be for ever.
Honey Monkey by HoneyMonkeyBaby February 5, 2010

wild honky monkey love

A term describing the love making process between a person of african descent and a person of western european descent. This definition specifically describes an extremely wild love making session.
Wow, that white boy and black gal are making some wild honky monkey love!
wild honky monkey love by shanoboy September 25, 2006

honey monkey 

After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
I wanted to show her how much I cared with a honey monkey.
honey monkey by Lovely Mann March 30, 2009

Monkey on, Honey

A term that is used to tell someone to keep on doing what they're doing, because there are no judgements here.
Girl: Man, I'm such a slut, I've been with 5 guys in the last week. But, I've been having soo much fun!
Girl 2: Hey, Monkey on, Honey. I think you're fine just the way you are.
Monkey on, Honey by MonkeyOnHoney November 24, 2013

Honey Money 

Hot female with the perfect pussy. Perfectly the sized, shaped, tightness and wetness. It’s the money!
Rachel’s honey money is the sweetest.

I’m gonna get the honey money tonight.
Honey Money by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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