Honkersicle 

When you hock a loogie on a friend's or unsuspecting stranger's ski or snowboard and then kick some snow on it so it freezes into a permanent ice loogie.

I bet you can't put a honkersicle on that dude's ski without him catching you.

Honkersicle by dizzyglobes September 18, 2009

Honkersided 

Cattywumpus, crooked, or bent. Something that is not as straight or square is it was intended.

The contractor knew nothing about geometry and built a honkersided house.

Honkersided by Texas Doom August 1, 2008