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cattywumpus 

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
cattywumpus by harry flashman July 4, 2003
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cattywumpus 

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.
Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...
cattywumpus by jubeanation April 12, 2008

cattywumpus 

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside
Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
cattywumpus by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

cattywumpus 

to grab another's head and brain suck
He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm
cattywumpus by Shawn March 13, 2003

Cattywumpus 

Something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that isn’t directly across from something.
That library is cattywumpus to the park.
Cattywumpus by XwXwX February 20, 2021

Cattywumpus 

“ bobby go get my shot- bobby why is our roof cattywumpus!”

“ I don’t know dad maybe cause your sitting on it”

“ MARTHA GET MY BELT BEFORE BOBBY’S FACE GETS RURRNT”
Cattywumpus by baby_got_back November 14, 2023

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.
Your bedspread is cattywampus
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