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A state of drowsiness from either feeling bloated from eating a lot or from drinking your ass off last night.
Adam: Dudeeee I drank so much last night I'm all honked up

Or...

Matthew: I ate so much I'm honked up
Honked Up by Chick-Fil-A June 25, 2017
Words you can keep

Honked-up 

Honked-up: the feeling of being ready to move, can't stay still, artificially induced excitement. Usually induced by a chemical or someone else's stories...

I drank massive caffeine all morning that by noon I was honked-up, ready to run a marathon. Fortunately it wore off before I got off work.

I listened to those two talk about their journey from Nepal, to the top of Mount Everest and I got honked-up! I was ready to run out the door and do it my own self. Then I remembered I'm poor and only rich people do that so,,,reality.

Honked-up: similar to a car horn in that it mostly just sits there doing nothing but once-in-awhile it has a moment.
I'm honked-up! I'm getting honked-up! She's not going to do that, she's just honked-up. I had big plans but I was just honked-up.
Honked-up by Storm filled Eyes November 9, 2019

Hooked Up 

When 2 people kiss and/or fuck.
I agree, it depends on your region.
'I hooked up with your sister'
Hooked Up by Diego November 12, 2003

hooked up like a dumptruck 

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.
Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

Hooked up 

Nobody knows exactly, can be anything from holding hands to having anal sex. Pretty sure it drives most normal people insane
Bro: yo did you hear, hoe from our school hooked up jock?
Me: No. What did they do?
Bro: They hooked up
Me: Okay but bro, like, what the FUCK DID THEY DO?
Bro: How the hell should i know, i just heard they hooked up! fuck

(and now i searched for what it means on UrbanDictionary.com and still couldn't find an answer)
Hooked up by Bob Marusi October 10, 2011

Hooked Up 

Hooking up with someone, making out with them, but not going all the way. Regional usage; note that "hooking up" may mean you went all the way in some places.
"We hooked up last night"
"John and Katie hooked up at the party"
Hooked Up by your mom March 10, 2003

hooked up 

depending upon the region it generally means two people either made out or fucked.
"Did you hear about Mary and Joey? They hooked up last weekend"
hooked up by billybobjoebobsteve September 4, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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