Honeyzoom

A Zoom holiday taken by newlyweds immediately after their wedding

We were all set for a Hawaii honeymoon but 2020 happened and we're doing a honeyzoom instead. We could go anywhere!

by ihappentohave November 19, 2020

honeyzoom

A holiday newlyweds take on Zoom because of covid

We were set to go to Hawaii for our honeymoon, but then covid happened and we did a honeyzoom instead.

by ihappentohave November 19, 2020

Anal Honeycomb

At the end of a long stressful day at work you gather a handful of willing colleagues and set off for the woods. You gather some honey and delicious treats as it shall be a long journey. You then locate a bee hive and have your colleagues gently slather the honey in and around your anal cavity. You will then proceed to smash the beehive and have your colleagues seductively insert the bees into the anus. To finish the process you will proceed to "throw that ass in a circle" and let the bees thrive on your ass honey. When the bees are finished thriving on their treats, you will begin to smack your asscheeks together to eliminate the finicky pests.

Me and jeff got anal honeycombed yesterday!!

by Sweaty Thighs April 22, 2015

honeymoon snow

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

by flamber August 28, 2009

honeymooned it

1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day

2. to mess around in bed all day

Mary and I honeymooned it for 6 hours yesterday!

by kazaam412 September 14, 2011

Thai Honeymoon

A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.

I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.

by Sleepwalkazzz December 29, 2010