Honey Smacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Honey Smacks

Honey Smacks by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

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Honey Shmacks

im a 60 year old virgin that dresses up in a frog costume from the Honey Smacks cereal box. i then proceed to leap or pounce off of high peaks onto small vulnerable children under the age of 7, and then i get them all sticky like honey.

its halloween kids, so be weary of any person in a frog costume because they could be Honey Shmacks.

Honey Shmacks by XxHMMM69xX October 24, 2016

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Honey Smack

v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.

"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"

Honey Smack by chubbywafflemix February 25, 2020

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Honey Smack

A girl with a small vagina. A Honey Smack or Super Golden Crisp cereal puff looks just like a tiny vagina.

Bob: I finally get to tap that this weekend.
Tom: Be gentle with her, dude. She's a Honey Smack.

Honey Smack by Nakita Block March 1, 2011

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Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman

Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

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Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~`

Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~` by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

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Honky smack

Trashy white boy culture, such as weebism, incelism, extremely unrealistic and ridiculously kinky porn, or mumble rap.

Janice: Hey hon I’m home! What’re you doing?

Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.

Janice: That’s a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this I’m moving into a crackhouse.

Honky smack by BLURPYDURRNURRRF August 28, 2020

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