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Homosuck 

The comical, mock corruption of "Homestuck," the name of a very influential, yet infamous webcomic. The term was also used in an intermission from the webcomic to mock the usage of the word AND mock Homestuck itself as well.
Homestuck? Best webcomic? Pssh, that's a fucking stretch. Who cares about Homosuck nowadays? Who still whacks their fanny to Bro? Who still gives a shit about the "scratch" thing? Not many people anymore, that's for true. I only care about what I like. We just move on, that's all.
Homosuck by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Homosecksual 

The way the word "homosexual" sounds when you keep your tounge on the bottom of your mouth when you say it.
I really like to say homosecksual, it is funny
Homosecksual by Bob of Bobland September 27, 2009

Homosock 

An insult to someone when calling them a homosexual doesn’t even come close to the gayness. And how much of a dumbass they are being to where you can’t even call them a living thing so you default to a shitty sock.

The PINNACLE of insults.

The lowest of scum, shitbags
Person: That dumbass is being so fucking gay it’s so annoying what a absolute FUCKING HOMOSOCK

Homosock: ;-; please don’t call me that..

Person: Shut the fuck up, you HOMOSOCK!
Homosock by Chadtheasian April 23, 2020

Homosick 

When one man moves away (i.e. for a new job, college, etc...) and one of his friends moves to that new city because he doesn't want to be without him.

This is only applies to straight guys who are so close to each other that they appear gay.
Drew was so homosick for Trent that he applied to college at the same place so they could share a dorm room.
Homosick by MrGoodKat August 4, 2009

Homofucked 

being fucked by a homosexual, also, this word could be used as a an insult for Homos that fuck each other in the ass.
You have just been homofucked.
You are a homofuck.
Homofucked by sphinx412 April 29, 2009

homofuck 

one who is homosexual and a fucker :)
"Ew, what a homofuck."
homofuck by lizarddd September 23, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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