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Homosimpsual
John tried to slap my ass yesterday and now he’s at his girlfriends house instead of playing cod with the boys. He’s such a homosimpsual
Homosimpsual by Jperov August 14, 2020
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Homosinphun
Adam no dick .Shane skelly,Alex seery, Keith, lucas , Lee, Jamie, luke ,abbey ,leah tori and Emily these people are all homosinphun
Adam is a homosinphun
Homosinphun by BigBallsBrennan69 February 15, 2019
Homosimpiean
1. When you're a man begging to ride another man's dick, plow them in the ass, lick their booty hole, and fondle their balls!
EX. Spending that cash to tap that ass!
2. Serves the purpose of a man being able to drain a man's pipes while then being able to change positions and start getting piped!
Derived from the Male version of a bluepill simp seeking validation and begging for attention from a female.
Synonymous with Cuck, Sucker, and Soyboy
EX. Spending that cash to tap that ass!
2. Serves the purpose of a man being able to drain a man's pipes while then being able to change positions and start getting piped!
Derived from the Male version of a bluepill simp seeking validation and begging for attention from a female.
Synonymous with Cuck, Sucker, and Soyboy
When Roughneck Riggs gets a little thirsty he likes to take a ride on the Male cock carousel and find him a nice Alpha to clean his pipes. Homosimpiean
Homosimpiean by Alaskan Bachelor July 24, 2019
Homosymphonic
A genre of music commonly refereed to as "chick music" or "gay music". Bands that would fall under this category are: boy bands, girl bands, pop-country music singers/groups, etc.
It can also be used as an adjective. For instance, if a straight man is watching America's Next Top Model or listening to the Jonas Brothers, he is being homosymphonic.
It can also be used as an adjective. For instance, if a straight man is watching America's Next Top Model or listening to the Jonas Brothers, he is being homosymphonic.
In my Itunes library, I classify all of my *N Sync, Backstreet Boys and Toby Keith songs as homosymphonic under the genre setting.
My girlfriend called me homosymphonic because she walked in on me watching Project Runway.
My girlfriend called me homosymphonic because she walked in on me watching Project Runway.
Homosymphonic by LiisM September 22, 2010
holosimp
Holosimp or a Holobro is someone who's invested in the holovurse( Hololive/Holostar's vtubers lore )
holosimp by Sensei_1(Takodachi) January 15, 2021
Homosimpien
“yeah, johns a huge Homosimpien for me, he bought me a ring last night made with obsidian as the gem.”
Homosimpien by TheBakingDino January 28, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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