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homophobiaphobia

A phobia of homophobia. This affects mostly but not limited to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or LGBT activists. It is exemplified when a person freaks out and accuses another person of being a homophobe. It can be followed by a lecture by the homophobiaphobic about how the alleged homophobe should be open minded.
Longinus: Hey Phil want to go shopping with me?

Phil: No thanks, I don't want to do that

Longinus: WHY?! STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC WE CAN HANG OUT AND JUST BE FRIENDS YA KNOW

Phil: Chill out - I just don't like shopping...someone's got homophobiaphobia
homophobiaphobia by cocoabuter July 22, 2012

homophobiphobia 

Students who participate in the National Day of Silence usually have homophobiphobia.
homophobiphobia by asqrd November 20, 2010

homophobaphobic

I drove past the capital yesterday, and some of those homophobics scared the crap out of me. I think I'm homophobaphobic.
homophobaphobic by backotruck March 19, 2012

Homophobophobia 

1. The irrational fear of anyone who disagrees with the homosexual lifestyle.

2. A person who is afraid of being perceived as a homophobe.
Examples of Homophobophobia:

1. "I hate homophobes. It is so sick the way that they hate someone because of a lifestyle choice."

2. "It's totally okay if you're gay. I mean, I'm not gay. But that's not to say that there is anything wrong with being gay! Don't get me wrong! I am not a homophobe!!"
Homophobophobia by ginanaphone July 13, 2012

Homophobophobia 

The fear of homophobic people, which to be frank is much more plausible than a lot of other phobias; e.g homophobia
Oh I have homophobophobia
Huh? That’s not a phobia
Neither is homophobia

homophobiphobic 

Donald went to work downtown one day during the Gay Pride parade and there were many homophobics on the skywalk looking down while eating their Pinkberry. He avoided them as he is homophobiphobic.
homophobiphobic by backotruck June 17, 2012
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