A phobia of homophobia. This affects mostly but not limited to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or LGBT activists. It is exemplified when a person freaks out and accuses another person of being a homophobe. It can be followed by a lecture by the homophobiaphobic about how the alleged homophobe should be open minded.
Longinus: Hey Phil want to go shopping with me?
Phil: No thanks, I don't want to do that
Longinus: WHY?! STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC WE CAN HANG OUT AND JUST BE FRIENDS YA KNOW
Phil: Chill out - I just don't like shopping...someone's got homophobiaphobia
1. The irrational fear of anyone who disagrees with the homosexual lifestyle.
2. A person who is afraid of being perceived as a homophobe.
Examples of Homophobophobia:
1. "I hate homophobes. It is so sick the way that they hate someone because of a lifestyle choice."
2. "It's totally okay if you're gay. I mean, I'm not gay. But that's not to say that there is anything wrong with being gay! Don't get me wrong! I am not a homophobe!!"
Donald went to work downtown one day during the Gay Pride parade and there were many homophobics on the skywalk looking down while eating their Pinkberry. He avoided them as he is homophobiphobic.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.