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Homo-slapien

A member of the Human / Homo-sapien genus who is · follically challenge. especially around the area of the head.

(see also Baldy, Slaphead, Kojak, Duncun Goodhew)
"Hey Check out Kojak over there, he's a total Homo-slapien"
by Scarlet Pixie February 7, 2021
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homo sapiens

A pitiful race that will most likely cause it's own extinction before its technologies fully develop.
homo sapiens died out in 2110 A.D.
by Rick Tankard August 29, 2005
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Homo sapiens karenus

A recently discovered new subspecies of humans. Also known as a KAREN. They are aggressive and some of them have a bowl haircut. They love to demand to speak to managers.
Listen guys a new living human subspecies other than us are discovered, they are Homo sapiens karenus.
by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020
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Homo Sapien Fucktardis

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.
Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.
by ThatOneScottishCommunist September 4, 2011
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Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.
Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.
by Yonasu October 11, 2008
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homo sapiens

The species that modern humans belong to
by Xavier breath April 19, 2005
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homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.
All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.
by great success April 17, 2010
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