When your friend tells you he's going to a sporting event but refers to it by the visiting team. One who has homefield disadvantage does this because he/she has to be cocky in making it clear that he/she is a fan of the visitors.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Going to the Celtics game"
"Are you flying to Boston? The Nuggets play here, tool. You clearly have homefield disadvantage"
really, really hilarious and cheesy horror movies.
The kind you get in a box set that are usually decades old and filmed in black & white.
Two such movies that would fit in this genre would be Carnival of Souls, as well as the one movie from the same movie collection with the man eating plant.
pronounced: HO-med-EEZ
Jared: These are some homedies shit!
Room: LETS FUCKING WATCH THEM AND GET BEER COS WE ARE ALCOHOLICS
Rachael: I'm too high to focus on these... Let's watch EVIL DEAAAAADD
(n.) When a host and/or resident is entitled to special privileges; this includes the ability to tastefully sieze or reclaim an item (i.e. last beer) or seat based on ownership of the space being occupied.
That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.