Holy Schnikes Share definition Flag A non-cursing expression of amazement and/or surprise.(It's pronounced schnaik-ees, not schnaiks.) Holy schnikes, Fedor Emelianenko is raping Brock Lesnar! And not just figuratively, he's actually raping him/it! Holy Schnikes by Oselius July 16, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Holy Schnikes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch