Holy Horse 

used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.

John: Hey Tony how are you?

Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!

John: Holy Horse!

Holy Horse by A man wilting November 21, 2009

holy horsecock 

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

holy horsecock by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008