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Holy hair is small area of hair around a woman's vagina and her anus, that cannot be shaved, waxed or extricated. It is never a detour for any man or woman who really and truly love rimming and cunilingus.
Holy hair the only hair that men and women really like licking and sucking on and it almost never becomes detached from the female's orifices.
Holy Hair by Spanky1952 April 30, 2014
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Holy Hair Pie 

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!
Holy Hair Pie by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Holy Cat-hair

An expression of emotion, usually when something light-heartedly upsetting is happening.

Also, "holy cat-hair, man" may be used when desired.
1) Joe goes to the refrigerator for some milk. He finds an empty carton. He says "Holy Cat-hair, who drank all the milk?!?"

2) Susie and Jane meet for a movie. They find they are wearing the same outfit! They say to each other, "Holy cat-hair man, you're wearing my outfit!!?!"
Holy Cat-hair by AmberRoseJr March 31, 2009

Holy hairy balls 

When someone says *holy hairy balls* they mean, They are shocked and have very hair balls
Hey bro your pet glizzy died, HOLY HAIRY BALLS
Holy hairy balls by Hey bruva December 5, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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