person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*
by joyanonymous June 12, 2006
Get the holy christmug. A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!
An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"
2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
by Grenstone September 23, 2011
Get the Holy christ on a crotch!mug. Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
Get the Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutchmug. by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
Get the holy ravioli cheesesus christmug. by Tion The One February 1, 2004
Get the holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleedmug. another way to say Christmas.
A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,
without using his direct words.
on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,
without using his direct words.
on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
by stripes is not my name September 23, 2009
Get the Holy Christ Daymug. A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event
by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024
Get the what in the holy mother of christ on a bicyclemug.