person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*
by joyanonymous June 11, 2006
a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.
Ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? Say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. Everything will feel better afterward.
by joyanonymous June 11, 2006
Us Raleigh folks partied all night, making bonfires from Oilers Jerseys, after the Carolina Hurricanes' game seven victory.
by joyanonymous June 21, 2006