HOLY ASS
HOLY ASS by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017
Words you can keep
Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010
Holy Ass Balls
When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.
Holy Ass Balls by Hairybastard February 19, 2010
Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!
1. Shear extreme surprise.
2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.
3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.
3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-
Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!
Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-
Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!
Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!
Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-
Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!
Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks! by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010
Holy Fucking Ass Crackers
A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!
Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
Holy Fucking Ass Crackers by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010
Ass-holy
An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.
Ass-holy by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022
assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)
When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.
"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."
assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is) by Black Turner December 13, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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