Halstead

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1. A person at the absolute top level of uniqueness and awesomeness.
2. A person who displays consistent badass and insane behavior, much like those on the TV show, Jackass.

"Who went with you to the concert?"
"Oh, a couple of my friends, and there was this one Halstead guy that nobody knew, but he was pretty awesome."
"How awesome?"
"Think light yourself on fire and laugh."
"Whoa....That's pretty awesome."

Halstead by GeoffWrinklin April 14, 2008

Words you can keep

Halstead

In poker, playing a "Halstead" refers to playing a Jack Deuce. Often successful at taking the pot with this hand, there are few that like getting beaten by this combo.

I had a halstead and he went all in, I flopped a Jack and caught a deuce on the river giving me two pairs to his one!

Halstead by RDAWG123 February 7, 2010

Related Words

Halstead • halstead treatment • Halsteading • Jay Halstead • kora halstead • Hamstead • hamstead hall • Holstead

halstead treatment

to make love passionately

i want to give you the halstead treatment, because i think you’re sexy.

halstead treatment by dhajakdnd October 29, 2021

Jay Halstead

Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) of Chicago PD is possibly the hottest detective to exist in Chicago.

Person: Who's the hottest detective?

Chihard: Detective Jay Halstead

Jay Halstead by one_directionnh April 9, 2021

jay halstead

daddy, sexy boi, i want u to arrest me. hottest detective

someone: who's the hottest detective?
me: jay halstead

jay halstead by halsteadwhore February 1, 2022

kora halstead

Kora halstead is a commonly used as a way to say “small b00bies” love you my little big boy Baka

She has really small b00bs, that’s a real kora halstead if I’ve ever seen one

kora halstead by Daddiekyra September 3, 2021

Hamstead

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.

Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.

Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026