Holmequist

A fictitious name you give at the juice bar or to phone sales and survey people.

The juice bar girl has to yell out the name and usually laughs her head off when she tries to say it.

The phone guys have to say the name over over again, like.

"May I call you Holmequist?"

"This is a lucky day indeed Holmequist. Holmequist what are you saying if I offer you free line rental and calls to Uganda at 3cents per minute?" "Fantastic isn't it, Holmequist"

"So does a free 3 nite stay at The Bates Motel sound like something you'd be interested in Holmequist?"

"Holmquist are you there? Holmequist? Holme....?

by Holmequist September 21, 2006

Holmquist

Translated, it literally means "Island Twig."

Look! I found a Holmquist!

by TheFuzzyIslandTwig October 25, 2009

holmqvist

Holmqvist is a very very very successful name, often as a surname, it's hot

Oh there is a Holmqvist!
Oh no! He/she is going to beat me!

by Alex Boiiiiiii December 11, 2016

holmqvist

Holmqvist is a very successful name that often belongs to athletes, It's very hot to

Person1: oh noo! It's a Holmqvist
Person2: No! She/He is going to beat

by Alex Boiiiiiii December 11, 2016