A fictitious name you give at the juice bar or to phone sales and survey people.
The juice bar girl has to yell out the name and usually laughs her head off when she tries to say it.
The phone guys have to say the name over over again, like.
"May I call you Holmequist?"
"This is a lucky dayindeed Holmequist. Holmequist what are you saying if I offer you free line rental and calls to Uganda at 3cents per minute?" "Fantastic isn't it, Holmequist"
"So does a free 3 nite stay at The Bates Motel sound like something you'd be interested in Holmequist?"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"