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It is a person who lacks common-sense.
Taylor is a holcombe!
Holcombe by Retarted-Ass November 8, 2013
A white middle aged southern dad who wears pollo shirts and cargo pants who usually can be found hanging out at a country club or playing golf. He has a very heavy accent and can be mildly racist. Usually lives in suburban areas. Hobbies are grilling, watching college football, hunting and playing golf. He also usually has a fat son that he is very proud of. He often says “my son!” or “that’s my boy!” When talking about him. He is also extremely conservative and doesn’t like liberals at all cause they piss him off.
Some Holcombe called the cops on us for sneaking into the country club.

Did you see that Holcombe get in argument with the Starbucks lady? He refused to call her by her pronouns.
Holcombe by AhYesh69 April 7, 2024

Holcombe, WI 

The best small town in Chippewa county. The bars out-number the people!
I got hammered in Holcombe, WI this weekend and can;t remember my own name anymore
Holcombe, WI by bmwtekone December 14, 2010

Bailey Holcombe 

Bailey Holcombe is an alpha specimen who has a cock the size of Russia and that can ejaculate so hard, his penis is technically a weapon of war. Bailey is the most fucking fit boy in the universe period. Bailey has a heart almost the size of his cock, leagally people has to wear glasses to look at him or they might go in a state of pure orgasmic glory that the rest of there life will be pure agony and it will almost make any girl commit suicide. Bailey runs a small drug trade of 1200000 women and no men and he earns bare bank on the daily and plays Fortnite on the daily
My name is Bailey Holcombe. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Bath, where all the rich kid house are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Mr. Gills department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Bailey Holcombe by JOE IS SOOOO FAT January 29, 2020

Dirty Holcombe 

When your in your lady friend and she needs a wee, you quickly slam her as hard and fast as you can until you blow man chunks into her baby making canal and then let her do her business on your face whilst the hot white nectar of your nuts drips out as well.
Lad 1: oh man I totally let that gorgeous lass from last night dirty Holcombe all over me
Lad 2: haha you dirty old sailor you.

Halcombe 

Sometimes known as a butterface, a woman (or man) with an attractive body but an unattractive face.

Originally from the Wilkie Collins novel "The Woman in White," in which the character Miss Halcombe is described as such.
That guy you went home with last night? Looks like he hits the gym...but man, what a Halcombe.
Halcombe by Al Cracka August 1, 2011
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