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Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
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hokus pokus

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.
by Duble-R January 30, 2003
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hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
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honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand
Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.
by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020
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hokuspokusmemes

hokuspokusmems is an insta mempage you would want to follow because it just doesn’t fuck around.
Ayo look at this hokuspokusmemes meme lmao dat shit mad funny
by HOKUSPOKUS420 March 18, 2020
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