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Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

Haggett Household by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019

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Huggett

A boss that sends out angry emails, but never enforces them.

Guy: Dude, did you see that email from the boss?
You: Yes, but you can ignore it. It's a total Huggett.

Huggett by Albert McGriddle February 5, 2010

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Hoggest

Anything that looks like a pig or a bulldog and is incredibly fat. Also, the name of my dog. (he is an English bulldog that looks like a pig)

Hello, Hoggest, would you like some food?

Hoggest by Hoggest December 8, 2018

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hogsett

If you have this last name and you have Collin as your first... You play CS:GO you Faggot. Thats right Collin you CS:GO playin fuck

You are a dumb Collin Hogsett you dumb CS:GO fuk

hogsett by Starts with a J ends with an A May 17, 2017

hogget

A hogget is a way to refer to ones hog (dick) but in a much cooler way. It is almost like saying rod, which can also be referred to in a much cooler way by saying roddick.

So shes suckin on my hogget or whatever...

So i take out my hogget and she starts going to town on that shit.

She just loves suckin on my hogget.

hogget by Bang Bang Who Shot Ya June 15, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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