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Louisiana hog-choke 

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.
Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.
chode-hog by Ilene October 23, 2003

HogChoker 

rare bird found near the coast of lake erie. This rare bird hibernates for 7 years at a time. It comes out during the full moon summer solcitice and feeds on ONLY jose ole taquitos.
Oh my god look at that HogChoker coming out of the trees!
HogChoker by Mr.JoshyBdizzle November 13, 2011

HOGCHOKE 

HOGCHOKE OR CRANKING THE HOG IS THE VIOLENT STROKING AND STRANGLING OF ONES COCK TILL EJACULATION USUSALLY BEST WHILE WATCHING HORSEGIRL ANIME.
THAT WHORE ALEX LIKES TO HOGXHOKE HIS HOG WHEN DRIVING IN THE CANYON
HOGCHOKE VIOLENT STROKING AND STRANGLING OF ONES COCK TILL EJACULATION
HOGCHOKE by HOGCRANKER1 June 1, 2024