Hog Choke

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Reference to getting a hand job. Being jacked/Jerked off. (AF)

" ,Bout to get my Hog Choked"....

Hog Choke by OddEndz November 11, 2022

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Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

Louisiana hog-choke by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

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chode-hog

A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.

Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.

chode-hog by Ilene October 23, 2003

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HogChoker

rare bird found near the coast of lake erie. This rare bird hibernates for 7 years at a time. It comes out during the full moon summer solcitice and feeds on ONLY jose ole taquitos.

Oh my god look at that HogChoker coming out of the trees!

HogChoker by Mr.JoshyBdizzle November 13, 2011

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HOGCHOKE

HOGCHOKE OR CRANKING THE HOG IS THE VIOLENT STROKING AND STRANGLING OF ONES COCK TILL EJACULATION USUSALLY BEST WHILE WATCHING HORSEGIRL ANIME.

THAT WHORE ALEX LIKES TO HOGXHOKE HIS HOG WHEN DRIVING IN THE CANYON
HOGCHOKE VIOLENT STROKING AND STRANGLING OF ONES COCK TILL EJACULATION

HOGCHOKE by HOGCRANKER1 June 1, 2024

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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