Hog cycle is a specific kind of clash royale deck, it is the gayest deck ever and is just stupid, it takes no skill and is broken. If you use it you most likely think that sucking another man's dick is fun because that's all you do, so please if you use it go jump off a bridge.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
I tested this deck on Master Royale for research purposes. ( I was arena 4 at the time i did but I quit at arena 9)
Guess what? I became 10x powerful.
Guess why? Because it takes no skill.
(mind the gif of gay men kissing)
If you use this you have a 50/50 of either missing a parental figure or being LGBTQ. (Not that it's bad or something)
In rare cases where one does not repent from using 2.6 (or rarely when one gets started in using 2.6), they become what 50/50 they miss.
It's one of the most gay decks. It's just spam and spam. Nothing more.
Amongussus 20:15 "if someone uses 2.6 they are gay."
Guess what? I became 10x powerful.
Guess why? Because it takes no skill.
(mind the gif of gay men kissing)
If you use this you have a 50/50 of either missing a parental figure or being LGBTQ. (Not that it's bad or something)
In rare cases where one does not repent from using 2.6 (or rarely when one gets started in using 2.6), they become what 50/50 they miss.
It's one of the most gay decks. It's just spam and spam. Nothing more.
Amongussus 20:15 "if someone uses 2.6 they are gay."
Clanmember1: So I heard about this "hog cycle" deck, what is it and why does everyone hate it?
Ilikeblackmenkissing69: it's a good deck, which takes skill
GayGirlNerd_420: yeah, unlike the other gay decks people use which take no skill, they're just mad that their stupid decks can't defend the superior one
UltramanMaxBalling: No, they are convincing you to use 2.6. Hog Cycle takes no skill whatsoever.
WalterWhiteGaming: 2.6 is gay, don't use it
Clanmember1: Ok
amogusleader1: gay deck users are not allowed in my clan
*Ilikeblackmenkissing69 and GayGirlNerd_420 was kicked by amogusleader1*
Ilikeblackmenkissing69: it's a good deck, which takes skill
GayGirlNerd_420: yeah, unlike the other gay decks people use which take no skill, they're just mad that their stupid decks can't defend the superior one
UltramanMaxBalling: No, they are convincing you to use 2.6. Hog Cycle takes no skill whatsoever.
WalterWhiteGaming: 2.6 is gay, don't use it
Clanmember1: Ok
amogusleader1: gay deck users are not allowed in my clan
*Ilikeblackmenkissing69 and GayGirlNerd_420 was kicked by amogusleader1*
by mgkisgood6969 July 21, 2022
Hog cycle is an extremely gay deck meant for people who don’t have any life and sit inside spamming ice golems and riding cock. Most hog cycle players look like bowler and enjoy getting raped by men.
by Xbowcycleishot June 22, 2021
A Gay piece of shit cock sucking penis licking female hating phone booth looking ass idiot deck that only people with their main intrest being big bulgy cocks play
by hog is gay March 31, 2022
A deck found within the game of Clash Royale, one of the cheapest viable decks in the entire game, despite its low elixir cost it can be extremely frustrating to fight against. Often used by people who believe Clash Royale is a competitive game while forgetting the entire point of a game especially mobile is to have casual fun and not to dedicate their lives to.
Also often a corresponding symptom of fatherlessness found in young children and adults.
Also often a corresponding symptom of fatherlessness found in young children and adults.
2.6 Hog Cycle Player: Hahaha, I've countered your entire push with my endless cycling! Is there anything I can't cycle out of?
Player who just wants to have fun: Too bad you can't cycle back to your father.
Player who just wants to have fun: Too bad you can't cycle back to your father.
by Rangoisthebestmovie August 10, 2022
A Clash Royale deck that contains Hog Rider, Fireball, Musketeer, Cannon, Skeletons, Ice Spirit, Ice Golem, and The Log.
Despite how the deck looks, it's super annoying to fight against. Its fast cycle means that the enemy can switch to another Hog Rider in a matter of seconds, and if the enemy is skilled, they defend your entire counterpush with little to no damage at the enemy tower, leaving you feeling weak and useless. The Hog Rider punishes you after you spend all your elixer to support your push, you get no damage, and the Hog Rider is attacking your tower, forcing you to sacrifice the tower with nothing in return.
The deck's defense synergy is powerful enough to crush your dreams. The deck's cycle is cheaper than your possessions.
Air decks such as Lava-loon is useful to countering 2.6 Hog Cycle players because the deck doesn't have much air counters.
Despite how the deck looks, it's super annoying to fight against. Its fast cycle means that the enemy can switch to another Hog Rider in a matter of seconds, and if the enemy is skilled, they defend your entire counterpush with little to no damage at the enemy tower, leaving you feeling weak and useless. The Hog Rider punishes you after you spend all your elixer to support your push, you get no damage, and the Hog Rider is attacking your tower, forcing you to sacrifice the tower with nothing in return.
The deck's defense synergy is powerful enough to crush your dreams. The deck's cycle is cheaper than your possessions.
Air decks such as Lava-loon is useful to countering 2.6 Hog Cycle players because the deck doesn't have much air counters.
Person 1: Holy hell. I just met a 2.6 Hog Cycle player. Fuck the amount of times he kited, I can't even count that.
Person 2: Meh. 2.6 Hog Cycle players will always be pretty retarded.
Person 1: I was using X-Bow.
Person 2: Then FUCK YOU THEN!!!! YOU DESERVED TO LOSE HEEHEEHEEHAW
Person 2: Meh. 2.6 Hog Cycle players will always be pretty retarded.
Person 1: I was using X-Bow.
Person 2: Then FUCK YOU THEN!!!! YOU DESERVED TO LOSE HEEHEEHEEHAW
by A weak dick February 2, 2022
A deck used in clash Royale consisting of a hog and some other gay shit. 2.6 hog players are the scum of the earth and usually like to finger themselves out the back of the gas station parking lot. 2.6 Hog players are shit at the game and rely on spamming some black dude on a pig to win. These players are also guaranteed to have no Dad and love other men to make up for it. These players also love to play with each other’s 1 inch cocks when they’re not busy spamming hogs 12 hours a day.
Person1: hey look it’s Jerry, I heard he was caught shoving a 14inch dildo up his ass
Person2: Yeah I’m not surprised, he uses 2.6 hog cycle
Person2: Yeah I’m not surprised, he uses 2.6 hog cycle
by ChadHogHater April 3, 2022