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Hoffskeeter 

A type of girl who comes to a new school unknowing that the people there have come in contact with her old classmates, which have told her new classmates that she is an unconditional slut who especially likes to perform the waterloo.
Bob: Hey Hoffskeeter, I heard about your past ;]
Hoffskeeter: What past!
Bob: Oh you know--your willing past.
Hoffskeeter by wh10 December 27, 2009
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Hoffskeeter 

A typical attractive, gorgeous, pretty, wonderful, spectacular, handsome young man, usually present with the name Adam on birth.

A | a
D | damn right
A | attractive young
M | man
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Typical conversations about this handsome Hoffskeeter;
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Megan Fox: ADAM!!!
Adam: Yes?
Megan Fox: MARRY ME!!!
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Girl 1: Did you hear about that new hot sexy beast that moved into town?
Girl 2: Of course, I'm going to be the first one in bed with him.
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Hoffskeeter by MyWhaa September 21, 2010
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