paper raper

noun:: one who looks at, and/or masturbates to anime porn. see hentai

dude. thats fuckin sick. i can believe you get off to that anime shit, you sick paper raper.

by jenou April 28, 2007

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 20, 2007

razor tits

breasts which are thin and sharp-looking and resemble razor blades.

Damn. that girl had mad razor tits.

D'jou see the razors on that bitch? Hate to be her.

by jenou May 13, 2007

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

nigger

originating from the word negro, nigger is a racial slur for african american people. Back when slavery was common, the illiterate slavemasters mispronounced negro, saying it like 'niggruh'. from there, it became the more recognized 'nigger'.
today, nigger is used as both a racial slur and in common speech among african americans. (it is strongly advised for white people never to say nigger)

see nigga nig

-Whats up, nigga?
-not much my nig.

racist: you are a nigger.

by jenou May 22, 2008

ricer racer

a street racer who drives a highly upgraded/souped up japanese import, typically including an ungodly large wing. see rice burner.

ricer racer: my honda accord has two turbos, a NOS kit, a cold air intake, a borla exhaust system, and a carbon fiber wing.
dude:nice?
ricer racer: fuckin right.

by jenou February 25, 2008

penor

penis. 1337 way to say penis, cock, or any other referral to the male genitalia.

kiss my ass and sux mah penor!

my penor is 11 inches long.

u wish u had mah penor!

This movie sux teh penor.

by jenou May 13, 2007