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When someone is joking or kidding around
Person 1: hey lets go to the movies later
Person 2: your hoen right?
Hoen by @kyleejofficial August 8, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
not a hoe, just a girl having fun :)
bro she’s not a hoe, just a hoen !!
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You aint a hoe, you a Hoen’t
Hoen’t by LouisShitMemes June 12, 2018

The Hoen Bag Way 

A type of love that isn’t romantic or platonic. It’s simply too strong of a connection for words to describe. Only call it a Hoen Bag connection if you mean it.
We’re Hoen Bags. We’re Twin Hoen Bags, and we can’t even spend a day without each other. We care about each other in the Hoen Bag way.
nickname for why dont we member Jonah Marais. he is thought to be a singer by day, stripper by night. this was brought up after his famous words "im quite the sex object".
hoenah is getting it tonight

hoenah is back again....
hoenah by hoenah fan August 22, 2018
Your name is phoenix and your doing that tik too trend where you take the first and last letter out of your name.
Also known as a majestic bird c:
Person: look at this tik too trend, why don't you try it!

Phoenix: searches up they name. Nothing? That's unfair :(

let them be found out :))
Hoeni by iiAlvxkz March 3, 2021
Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD
Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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