Hoe Syndrome

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When someone is going through a phase of acting like a hoe. It depends how long it lasts for each person but some cases are incurable.

"Yo but have you seen her lately?"
"Yeah she has a case of hoe syndrome!"

Hoe Syndrome by Prudence Huckleberry July 10, 2017

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hoe syndrome

a disease caught when a hoe touches u. to cure it u drink holy water or eat a jolly rancher blessed by a southerner.

oh no that hoe touched me now I have hoe syndrome

hoe syndrome by kmp34 May 25, 2016

dumb hoe syndrome

a thot that is fucking retarded and stupid and has the fucking brain capacity of two fucking cheeto puffs.

oh shit looks like you got dumb hoe syndrome

dumb hoe syndrome by figure topaz September 6, 2019

Trifflin Hoe Syndrome

A deadly disease contracted from a trifflin hoe. Symptoms include wheezing, coughing, migraines, E.D., and unusually large forehead development. Symptoms last usually for 4-6 days or until the trifflin hoe founds someone else.

My friend devolped a severe case of Trifflin hoe syndrome

Trifflin Hoe Syndrome by Freetk January 11, 2022

Possessive Hoe Syndrome

When someone (usually a girl) is a hoe and she is possessive over 1 guy or more even though SHES a hoe.

"There go Milan with her Possessive Hoe Syndrome!"
"She always has her hands on somebody's man yet she a hoe."

Possessive Hoe Syndrome by lilshe23 September 9, 2022

NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome)

When a person's face & hair is so nappy and they still act like they are complete hotties!

Skyler: "Man look at Kailei."
Brian: " She's so nappy."
Stetsen: "She has a bad case of NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome)"

NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome) by Wolf Pack Minus One July 14, 2011

New Hoe-stess Syndrome

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.

I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.

New Hoe-stess Syndrome by jstringy October 14, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026