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hoe face 

a word used as a friendly insult towards your friends ;or a rude comment to that chick you hate.
1. your friend flirts with the guy who obviously wants you, so she's a hoe face.
ex. " jessica you hoe face, he doesnt want you."

2. the girl you hate walks by, looking better than you in the shirt your wearing.
ex. " that bitch has my shirt on, fucking hoe face."
hoe face by marissa =] June 22, 2008
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Hoe Face 

Yet another twisted form of endearment, usually given to a girl who a guy is best friends with.
Guy: Hey hoe face. Miss ya around here, hows it going?

Girl: I'm fine, you loser.
Hoe Face by Carleigh135 February 22, 2010

Hoe Face 

A nonsensical insult, often used as a term of endearment among friends.
(Gesturing towards facial region) "You got a little... you got a little hoe... on your face... HOE FACE!"
Hoe Face by The Elise November 7, 2010

hoe face 

A face that exhibits the quality of a hoe: dick sucking lips, probably heavy eyeliner or something

Not to be confused with "hoe phase".
She had a hoe face during her hoe phase.
hoe face by Queen Thy February 18, 2023

NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome) 

When a person's face & hair is so nappy and they still act like they are complete hotties!
Skyler: "Man look at Kailei."
Brian: " She's so nappy."
Stetsen: "She has a bad case of NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome)"

Owl Face Hoe 

1. A woman who is so promiscuous that she doesn't know who her child'd father is.
2. A song performed by Shaggy 2 Dope of ICP on the FTFO album.
Girl: Who? Who? Who's my baby's daddy?
Guy: She's an owl face hoe!
Owl Face Hoe by mego_muthafacko July 31, 2008

owl face hoe 

a bitch who always be poppin out babies n have no clue who tha babies daddies is...quite simply, a whore
1.)the song owl face hoe by tha one n only shaggs 2 dope:
"it's another type of bitch, she go *whoo* maybe ya heard, not quite a chicken-head, but still a bird...*whoo whoo whoo my baby-daddy???*maybe u my baby daddy?!?* "

2.)chick 1: "yo u hear bout that one juffalo?"
chick 2: "nah, wutz goin down???"
chick 1: "yo shes pregnant again n don't know who tha baby daddy is!!!"
chick 2 : "yo homie, that shit ain't suprisin' that bitch be hootin all through tha hood, she an owl face hoe!!!"
owl face hoe by kotten April 26, 2006
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