He dropped his pants and I grabbed my clothes, and ran out the door freaking the f*** out from the most horotious thing I had ever seen, this guy had a third leg growing out of one of his testicles!!!
To perform any Lingus - analingus, cunnilingus - on a hobo because, well, they're up for anything!
Cool dude: Hey, where's Kris?
Lontzy: Home sick. Said he wasn't feeling too good. Last I saw, he walked to the homeless camp looking for some hobolingus.
Cool dude: WHAT?! What was he thinking? You can't lick hobos!
Lontzy: That's what I was thinkin....