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Hobo joe 

A hobo mainly founded by portion road. Was found by Nicolas disipalus in the school of sagamore. Hobo Joe is thought to be sexy so a bunch of teens go on hunts to find the glorious human
Nicky: I just saw hobo Joe while coming to school and he touched my booty
Fabrice: damn I'd like to see this sexy man
Hobo joe by BlueVoid April 11, 2019

Hobo Joe 

A fictional homeless man who lives in the sewers under my old elementary school, we would pray and leave offerings for Hobo Joe when we were in the 3rd grade. Hobo Joe moves from school to school and state to state currently he is on the move again and should be far past Washington by now, make sure to check your local sewers to see if he drops by.
John - I heard about Hobo Joe from my friend from another school
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*
Hobo Joe by owen is a hecking honker February 23, 2020

Hobo Joe 

A small balding man in his 40's with a handlebar moustache. He is known to hold meaningless jobs (i.e. pumping shit out of porta-johns).
Look at the guy traveling in that pick-up truck with the davelin camper on the back. He is Hobo Joe.

Uncle Joe Hobo

A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.
Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."

"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."
Uncle Joe Hobo by alleycatpub February 23, 2017

hobo joed 

When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.
hobo joed by Megatron94xo June 16, 2023
a term referring to the website hobojoe.net in which viewers submit their own homemade jackass videos or watch ones created by the site crew members
dude that could go on hobojoe!
or
man you should hobojoe that stunt!
hobojoe by merizim July 5, 2004
A stereotypical hobo that travels along the rails, usually in the 1930s. Usually has a harmonica (and a weird hatred for flutes)
Quinn : Who's that on the train?
Ryan : That's Hobojoe. He's trying to reach New York
HoboJoe by IsItVladmir June 17, 2019
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