Hobknob

A short, wide penis.

Look at that hobknob, how disgusting!

by Lalalelele March 4, 2011

Hobknob

When she blows you so hard your dick flow down her gullet

Sam: good night

John: nah fam my girlfriend gave me the hobknob yesterday

by Wet tissue September 19, 2018

Hobknob

A person who is addicted to juicy knobs

Bet she is a hobknober

by Hobknober October 12, 2020

germanian hobknob

a word used when you are trying to attack someone but dont know what to say

you are a freakin germanian hobknob

by eaglesfan1013 June 12, 2009

Hobknocker

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

by blackalex December 25, 2009

hobnobbery

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.

Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."

by jacobL November 19, 2007