Hobknob

A short, wide penis.

Look at that hobknob, how disgusting!

by Lalalelele March 04, 2011

Hobknob

When she blows you so hard your dick flow down her gullet

Sam: good night

John: nah fam my girlfriend gave me the hobknob yesterday

by Wet tissue September 19, 2018

Hobknob

A person who is addicted to juicy knobs

Bet she is a hobknober

by Hobknober October 12, 2020

hobknobbing

Socialising with a large group of people, who generally are above your station.

My fiancee is over there, hobknobbing with the local dignitaries.

by McNugget09 July 31, 2009

Hobknobbing

When an England national team looks set for victory and still manages to lose.

England look in a very comfortable position here, should be an easy win (an indefinite period of time in the future) Wow, yet again England have managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - hobknobbing at its finest

by RiceySpicey April 06, 2011

germanian hobknob

a word used when you are trying to attack someone but dont know what to say

you are a freakin germanian hobknob

by eaglesfan1013 June 12, 2009