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hobiscuit
One who partakes in acts generally associated with the ideology of ho-dom. A term of endearment which consists of a shortening of home-skillet biscuit, usually a female teenager named Allison who likes to pick lint.
Allison- "You suck" >=)
You- "Yeah, well you're a lint-picking hobiscuit!" >=D
Allison- "Well you........suck..." /:
You- (:
You- "Yeah, well you're a lint-picking hobiscuit!" >=D
Allison- "Well you........suck..." /:
You- (:
hobiscuit by Xx$(|$$0R|-|@|\||)$xX July 11, 2010
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