Hizzing

the act of ejaculating in your hand and before washing your hands you shake hands with everyone around you.

guy1:hi hey shake my hand.
guy2:why?
guy1:just do it.
guy2: OK

*shakes hand*
guy1:now smell your hand.
guy2:ohh ewww thats disgusting what is this
guy1:you dont wanna know *giggle*
guy1:HA you shook my hand and i just was hizzing
guy2:*pukes*

by stalkingpigeon May 28, 2011

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Huzzing

When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.

After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 15, 2016

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HIZINGAR

The act of using magic and sorcery against invisible foes on Black Ops II.

HIZINGAR!
I HIZINGAR, you HIZINGAR, he...she...we HIZINGAR. HIZINGARING? HIZOLOGY? The study of HIZINGAR? It's elementary my dear Muffin.

by The All Mighty HIZINGAR September 7, 2013

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hizzigh

to be high to the point of no damn return

yo im dumb hizzigh right now!

by zooted mama January 12, 2009

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Hinzington

Hinzington is an elaboration of the surname Hinz, coined in early 2010 by a renowned Hastings scholar, at the time the devoted partner of a Miss Hinz. The first use of this surname was prefaced by said partner with the adjunct title "Lady", and suffixed in a double-barrelled fashion thus: "Lady Hinzington-Smythe". Having been audaciously plagiarised in early 2011, the surname has most recently been seen in the following format: "Royal Lady Hinzington", this less impressive attempt at wit, and arguably less well informed usage belies the creator's original intent, which was one of endearment.

Person one: Royal Lady Hinzington.........
Person two: Totally copyrighting this!!!! :)
Person one: Ha Ha Ha.... :)

by WellDefined April 22, 2011

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