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When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.
After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.

HIZINGAR 

The act of using magic and sorcery against invisible foes on Black Ops II.
HIZINGAR!
I HIZINGAR, you HIZINGAR, he...she...we HIZINGAR. HIZINGARING? HIZOLOGY? The study of HIZINGAR? It's elementary my dear Muffin.
HIZINGAR by The All Mighty HIZINGAR September 7, 2013
to be high to the point of no damn return
yo im dumb hizzigh right now!
hizzigh by zooted mama January 12, 2009

Hinzington 

Hinzington is an elaboration of the surname Hinz, coined in early 2010 by a renowned Hastings scholar, at the time the devoted partner of a Miss Hinz. The first use of this surname was prefaced by said partner with the adjunct title "Lady", and suffixed in a double-barrelled fashion thus: "Lady Hinzington-Smythe". Having been audaciously plagiarised in early 2011, the surname has most recently been seen in the following format: "Royal Lady Hinzington", this less impressive attempt at wit, and arguably less well informed usage belies the creator's original intent, which was one of endearment.
Person one: Royal Lady Hinzington.........
Person two: Totally copyrighting this!!!! :)
Person one: Ha Ha Ha.... :)
Hinzington by WellDefined April 22, 2011

HizzlingIt

Chilling like a villain. Sippin but never spillin. Keepin it real. Usually involves activities done whilst under the influence of a narcotic.
Bro: What you doing?
Bro2: HizzlingIt
HizzlingIt by fizzlawi October 31, 2013

hilzinger 

a fucking penis licker that loves allie burton
oh yo that guys definetly a hilzinger
hilzinger by idkskdkkckvkd November 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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