Hizzing

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the act of ejaculating in your hand and before washing your hands you shake hands with everyone around you.

guy1:hi hey shake my hand.
guy2:why?
guy1:just do it.
guy2: OK

*shakes hand*
guy1:now smell your hand.
guy2:ohh ewww thats disgusting what is this
guy1:you dont wanna know *giggle*
guy1:HA you shook my hand and i just was hizzing
guy2:*pukes*

Hizzing by stalkingpigeon May 28, 2011

Words you can keep

Huzzing

When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.

After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.

Huzzing by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 15, 2016

Related Words

Hizzing • huzzington • Huzzing • hilzinger • Hinzington • HIZINGAR • hizzigh • HizzlingIt • Huzzing Stews • Huzzing the Reef

HIZINGAR

The act of using magic and sorcery against invisible foes on Black Ops II.

HIZINGAR!
I HIZINGAR, you HIZINGAR, he...she...we HIZINGAR. HIZINGARING? HIZOLOGY? The study of HIZINGAR? It's elementary my dear Muffin.

HIZINGAR by The All Mighty HIZINGAR September 7, 2013

hizzigh

to be high to the point of no damn return

yo im dumb hizzigh right now!

hizzigh by zooted mama January 12, 2009

Hinzington

Hinzington is an elaboration of the surname Hinz, coined in early 2010 by a renowned Hastings scholar, at the time the devoted partner of a Miss Hinz. The first use of this surname was prefaced by said partner with the adjunct title "Lady", and suffixed in a double-barrelled fashion thus: "Lady Hinzington-Smythe". Having been audaciously plagiarised in early 2011, the surname has most recently been seen in the following format: "Royal Lady Hinzington", this less impressive attempt at wit, and arguably less well informed usage belies the creator's original intent, which was one of endearment.

Person one: Royal Lady Hinzington.........
Person two: Totally copyrighting this!!!! :)
Person one: Ha Ha Ha.... :)

Hinzington by WellDefined April 22, 2011

HizzlingIt

Chilling like a villain. Sippin but never spillin. Keepin it real. Usually involves activities done whilst under the influence of a narcotic.

Bro: What you doing?
Bro2: HizzlingIt

HizzlingIt by fizzlawi October 31, 2013

hilzinger

a fucking penis licker that loves allie burton

oh yo that guys definetly a hilzinger

hilzinger by idkskdkkckvkd November 22, 2021

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026