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Hizmal is the most powerful alfa name that you ever heard. He will amaze you with his sense of humanity and his ability to brighten your day in a second. Hizmal can be childish at times but he is also very mature. If you are a girl like me, please don't fall in love with him. He may seem perfect when you meet her but you soon realize his little quirks and imperfections which make you fall in love with him 200000× more.
I have an Hizmal in my life and I love him so much :) you are the king of my dream Hizmal.
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Hizmal is the most powerful alfa name that you ever heard. He will amaze you with his sense of humor and his ability to brighten your day in a second. If you a girl like me, please don't fall in love with him. He may seem perfect when you meet her but you soon realize his little quirks and imperfections which make you fall in love with him 200000× more.
Girl 1 : Look at this guy, he must be a main character in this world!

Girl 2: Of course he is, he's a Hizmal

Himalayan Pinstripe 

When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.
Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?

Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...
A girl who is there when you need her most. Always looks out for others before herself. Incredibly beautiful, kind, sweet, honest, and loving. Smiles brighter than any star. She's a keeper
If you know a himali keep her close don't ever ever lose her
Himali by Mcclovinn September 15, 2017

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word
"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden
One of the best people you will ever meet! She always finds a way to put a smile on your face.
Oh wow himalee is so nice
Himalee by Yoursecretadmirer999 September 9, 2021

Himalayan Butt Plug 

Himalayan Butt Plug

Shoving an ice cube up one’s own or their partner’s ass.

He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.

Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.
Himalayan Butt Plug by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020