When upon removal of the penis from the
anus--after and ONLY after FULL anal penetration (full anal penetration being defined as the scrotum making full contact with the "ass cheeks")--the penis
head emerges COVERED in fecal matter.
NOTE: It must be the
head of the penis and not the shaft which is covered in fecal matter. A covered shaft is known as a "brown barber pole" and should not be misidentified as "hitting paydirt."
Upon conclusion of a good round of anal sex, Ron gazed proudly at his
shit covered helmet and excitedly proclaimed: "
Hey,
hey! I hit paydirt!"