hitchhike

to get free rides by standing next to the road and signaling drivers

I don't need to hitchhike to get to the store.

by Light Joker December 6, 2005

hitchhike

To stand on the side of the road and put your thumb up, in hope that someone will give you a free ride to wherever you need to go.

I once had to hitchhike when my car broke down.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

hitchhike

To travel by the solicitation of free rides

Because my class gets out after the bus has stopped running, I often hitchhike to my apartment.

by Kyle Hoger January 29, 2004

Hitchhike

To stick a thumb in the anus while jerking off.

I was jerking off and decided to hitchhike to speed things up.

by Mirtcs February 3, 2012

Hitchhike

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.

I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.

by LazyRooster March 8, 2024

hitchhike in the rain

When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.

My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.

by Familyreunion+1 July 10, 2017

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022