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hitchhike 

To stand on the side of the road and put your thumb up, in hope that someone will give you a free ride to wherever you need to go.
I once had to hitchhike when my car broke down.
hitchhike by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

hitchhike 

To travel by the solicitation of free rides
Because my class gets out after the bus has stopped running, I often hitchhike to my apartment.
hitchhike by Kyle Hoger January 29, 2004

Hitchhike 

To stick a thumb in the anus while jerking off.
I was jerking off and decided to hitchhike to speed things up.
Hitchhike by Mirtcs February 3, 2012

Hitchhike 

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.
Hitchhike by LazyRooster March 8, 2024

hitchhike in the rain 

When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.
My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck 

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”