Hitches 

Mixture of Hitler and bitches.

Also a group of racist people.

Maria: See those trump supporters.

Juan: Fucking HITCHES !!!

Hitches by Lovelyprince November 13, 2016

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

Bitches Before Hitches by hyoung23 February 27, 2011

hitchslap

The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.

We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.

hitchslap by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013

Hitchslap

The process of utterly obliterating an opponent's entire (usually religious or political) argument, usually in one or more succinct or terse statements, orally or in writing; employed almost exclusively by Christopher Hitchens.

Examples can be found in nearly every Hitchens debate, occasionally in articles, and in the form of entire books, about subjects or people.

Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.

About twenty minutes into the debate Dinesh d'Souza got Hitchslapped and never really recovered from it.

Hitchens was a guest in a Fox News segment the other day. He Hitchslapped just about everyone on there.

It was funny the other day when Sean Hannity invited Hitchens on the show and tried to be a smartass, but was abruptly Hitchslapped for his trouble.

Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.

Hitchslap by XelaEsolc November 30, 2010

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

hitcher jiggle 

when a thick man bounces the cheeks up and down at a consistent pace

carter-hey chicken shit do hitcher jiggle
chicken shit-aight
carter-ahhh thank you

hitcher jiggle by ogchickenshit December 7, 2019

hitchslap

The act that noted rational atheist Christopher Hitchens must employ on theologists when they attempt to enter discussions that require logic for proof and not "faith".

Christopher just hitchslapped Ned Flanders again when he tried to use the circular reasoning as proof that his theory is true because the Bible supports it.

hitchslap by AcidLizard April 8, 2009