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As in "to hit the couch", to be banished to the couch due to a lapse of memory or otherwise infuriating action that annoys one's partner.
Josh very nearly hit the couch when it took him a couple tries to get his anniversary date correct.
by Smiley7o9 March 26, 2010
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