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Histamine 

A person who is so noisy they spend most their time thinking of ways to sabotage someone's life by lying, spreading rumors stalking and performing immortal acts to cause themselves to be seen more highly than they are using another person's life.
How long will these histamines collect around my house. Must be a new thing I guess but the toilet is manageable for me. I'll have to pass on the histamines offer to wipe my butt thoroughly.
Histamine by Supedwow February 18, 2024

Histamine perfecta

a word to describe when some one greets someone with warmheartley, with energy
did you saw that guy was histamine perfecta
Histamine perfecta by Dosh99 October 14, 2011

histamine blocker 

while the girl sucks your dick you go inverted and put your dick so far into her mouth where your testicles rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your balls.
i put my dick so far into her mouth it turned into a histamine blocker

anti cistamines 

Any hormones used for trans identifying people.
(A trans mans testosterone or a transgirls estrogen)
Aaron just picked up his anti cistamines from the pharmancy
anti cistamines by pxtn17 March 3, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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