himf 

To show expression in a way no one can understand.

Matt and Mark guido got me angry so i said himf.

himf by Mark Cassera August 4, 2003

Himf 

A word for when you are needing to say something random and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious won't work

Or it's just when nick misspelled him

Dave: hey Nick going out with anyone?
Nick: himf *nick rides off into the sunset*

Himf by Alllllllllyocattttt9000 July 24, 2017

HIMformation 

When a man tries to tell a woman something about herself. Her anatomy or some misconception about how women are or 'supposed' to be. Different than 'mansplain' which is a man trying to explain anything to you .. HIMformation is a man trynna tell a woman something about herself. That he has no idea about. And is obviously wrong. like always.

'No thanks - keep your HIMformation to yourself dummy'.

HIMformation by TheMomzi February 13, 2019

Himfriend 

Not quite just a friend thats a boy. More than that, you like him, and he likes you. The middle stage. Could one day be a 'boyfriend'.

Bob - Are you and Troy going out yet?!?
Sally - Noooo, for now, he's just my himfriend.

Himfriend by ImNotTellingYouHaHa February 18, 2010