When a man tries to tell a woman something about herself. Her anatomy or some misconception about how women are or 'supposed' to be. Different than 'mansplain' which is a man trying to explain anything to you .. HIMformation is a man trynna tell a woman something about herself. That he has no idea about. And is obviously wrong. like always.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"