When an animal sexually assaults and
fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and
fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is
legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this
case you'
re just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT
WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it'
s cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have
something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the
work, I can't get pregnant, and I
get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist
bar and lockable
neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.