A situation, in which an animal has sexual relations with a human.
Not to be mistaken with bestiality, where as a human has sexual relation with an animal.
Not to be mistaken with bestiality, where as a human has sexual relation with an animal.
That Australian Shepherds dry humped that poor young man, you could even say he committed an act of humaniality on his ass.
by Colonel Fuck a Duck October 12, 2009
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Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
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Get the Humanitanity mug.A species of mostly brainless boobs, easily cleaved by mask mandates and vaccines, which is observed regularly by intelligent beings for entertainment. They are rumored to have arisen when a trumpityload splashed onto a blueberry syrup soaked muffin at Epstein's famous island.
Oh look! Humanitity has plowed all of the farm fields so that the topsoil can escape into the sea! Oh look! Humanitity has cut down the carbon – sink forest to produce junk mail that no one reads and overloads the landfill!
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Get the humanitity mug.Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.
She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."
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Get the Humanality mug.She wanted more than just to exist. She wanted to live life to the fullest, to see, to do, to thrive, coloring in the picture of her life with humanality.
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