Humaniality 

A situation, in which an animal has sexual relations with a human.
Not to be mistaken with bestiality, where as a human has sexual relation with an animal.

That Australian Shepherds dry humped that poor young man, you could even say he committed an act of humaniality on his ass.

Humaniality by Colonel Fuck a Duck October 12, 2009

Humanality 

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

Humanality by xSelectivex July 3, 2011

Humanitanity 

A large group of suntanned beach goers

A sparkling hot day at Bondi beach and humanitanity as far as the eye can see

Humanitanity by GGMHILOMS November 23, 2010

humanitity 

A species of mostly brainless boobs, easily cleaved by mask mandates and vaccines, which is observed regularly by intelligent beings for entertainment. They are rumored to have arisen when a trumpityload splashed onto a blueberry syrup soaked muffin at Epstein's famous island.

Oh look! Humanitity has plowed all of the farm fields so that the topsoil can escape into the sea! Oh look! Humanitity has cut down the carbon – sink forest to produce junk mail that no one reads and overloads the landfill!

humanitity by fukleberimounds_guy January 18, 2022

Humanality 

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.

She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."

Humanality by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016

Humanality 

The dog mounted humped the human but did not like being mounted humped by another dog.

To have a dog mount hump a human because of their love for it is humanality

Humanality by Owls4ever2005 November 21, 2019

Humanality 

(n.) The activity and art of humans engaging physical and metaphysical reality.

She wanted more than just to exist. She wanted to live life to the fullest, to see, to do, to thrive, coloring in the picture of her life with humanality.

Humanality by literarylips November 14, 2023