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Jim Halpert 

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.
Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

Jim Halpert 

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.
Jim Halpert by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019

pam halpert 

The cutest girl on The Office and the cutest girl Jim dates and then marries
pam halpert is that cute girl that Jim halpert marries right?
pam halpert by Theofficefan_101 September 27, 2017

Jim Halpert 

THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY WHEN YOU GROW UP. HES PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THE LORD HAS BLESSED HIM. HALLELUJAH BABY JESUS
"back off Pam, Jim is mine"
"I love you Jim"
"Jim Halpert is such a nice guy"
Jim Halpert by tinkerbellthegirl April 13, 2020

Halpert Hair 

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.
I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.
Halpert Hair by Dan5999 November 7, 2007
A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute
Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there
halpert by avaron September 28, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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