Hilperton

Small pathetic village, twinned with the town of Darlington but not the posh end, the rough shitty bit.

Could be worse big lad, you could be from Hilperton!

Hilperton by Championieeee June 8, 2020

hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

helperton 

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

helperton by boyziggy June 25, 2017

Hilpert 

A name of a co-worker. Every co-worker has to say it the whole day.

Worker1: "Eh! Hilpert"
Worker2: "Hilpert!"
Hilpert: "eh"

Hilpert by MarcelD. December 1, 2021

Hilpertshauser 

An angry German. pronounced hill perrt ss how zer. hilpertshauser

dude, did you see that angry german walk by? he looked pissed.

yeah hes such a Hilpertshauser

Hilpertshauser by i am an angry german March 30, 2009

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush 

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'

we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush by holisterr February 17, 2009

Hypertone 

The fastest form of music, if it even is. It goes from 1,200,000 BPM to "Infinity"1.
1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.

Dumbass: ew people make Hypertone? that's pretty gay
Dumbass2: Hypertone is good you dumbass

Hypertone by Noobinthetrash February 20, 2023