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Hillary Cliton

When your vagina stinks so much it has murdered everything that has smelled it (and even touched it and seen it) but the FBI can't arrest you because you yourself didn't murder them. It's just your dank pussy
I met a girl at a bar who Hillary Clitoned her boyfriend because he threatened to spill her secrets.
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Have you seen that one hillary cliton porno? she gets fucked by every member of the senate.
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Hillary Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton was the First Lady of Arkansas before serving as First Lady of the United States. She is married to ex-President William "Bill" J. Clinton. Her focus is mainly on children, women's rights, and medical advancements.

-She initiated such projects like the Adoption and Safe Families Act of 1997, Save America's Treasures program, and the Millennium Project.
-She helped the many veterans of World War II to find out about an awful illness caused by Agent Orange.
-She is regarded as the most openly empowered presidential wife in history next to Eleanor Roosevelt.
-She was one of the first of her time to speak out against the Taliban's poor treatment of women.
-She is the first First Lady to run for elected office, and the first to win
-She is the Senator of New York
-Secured $21.4 billion to help clean up after the 9/11 attacks in New York
-Is considered a Liberal
-Her main views are to fight terrorism, support working families, independent markets/press/branches of government, strong united nations, universal health care, eliminating without criminalizing abortion, and believes that states should decide whether or not gay marriage should be legal

And finally, she is a part of the group that recognizes that not all East Asians are terrorists.
Who do you want for President in 2008? Dick, or the woman who's husband's dick got blown?

"Our lives are a mixture of different roles. Most of us are doing the best we can to find whatever the right balance is . . . For me, that balance is family, work, and service." -Hillary Clinton
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Hillary Clinton Pneumonia

A form of pneumonia that is known for its miraculously fast recoveries.
"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."

"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"
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Hillary Clinton

Former first lady of the United States. She is married to former president Bill Clinton.
by EVERYONE IN WINDHAM June 16, 2003
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Hillary Clit'on

Bill's private nickname for the 21st century's Eleanor Roosevelt.
Bill: Hey Hillary Clit'on, wanna make another Chelsea?
Hillary: Why don't you go find Monica? I've got some campaigning to do!
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Hillary Clinton

An American female politician whom most guys pretend to find unattractive, but secretly find rather hot, due to factors such as looking somewhat like Emma Thompson, stimulating political disagreement, exciting prospect of forbidden carnal knowledge, ambiguous male / female dominance and submission roles and maybe a spanking if she's been bad.
Jim was ragging on about "that b*tch* Hillary Clinton" last night but I know that he sometimes whacks off while fantasizing about her.
by Michael Hawk October 23, 2007
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